1. Curtains Up

by N/A

Still on?
Yo, is the mic on?
Check, check, check
Alright, let's do it
Let's go, come on
(Eminem, Eminem, Eminem)

2. White America

by Eminem

(Prelude)
America, hahaha, we love you, how many people are proud to be citizens of this beautiful
country of our's, the stripes and the stars for the rights that men have died for to protect,
the women and men who have broke their neck's for the freedom of speech the United States
government has sworn to uphold,(Yo I want everybody tolisten to the words of this song) or so we're told...

Verse 1
Yo', I want everybody to listen to the words of this song, I never would've dreamed in a
million years i'd see, so many motherfuckin' people who feel like me, who share the same views
and the same exact beliefs, it's like a fuckin' army marchin' in back of me, so many lives I
touch, so much anger aimed, in no particular direction, just sprays and sprays, and straight
through your radio waves it plays and plays, 'till it stays stuck in your head for days and
days, who would of thought, standing in this mirror bleachin' my hair, with some peroxide,
reachin for a t-shirt to wear, that I would catapult to the forefront of rap like this, how
could I predict my words would have an impact like this, I must've struck a chord, with somebody
up in the office, cause congress keeps telling me I ain't causin' nuthin' but problems, and now
they're sayin' i'm in trouble with the government, i'm lovin' it, I shoveled shit all my life,
and now I'm dumping it on...

[CHORUS]
White America, I could be one of your kids, white America, little Eric looks just like this,
white America, Erica loves my shit, I go to TRL, look how many hugs I get, white America, I
could be one of your kids, white America, little Eric looks just like this, white America, Erica
loves my shit, I go to TRL, look how many hugs I get...

Verse2
Look at these eyes, baby blue, baby just like yourself, if they were brown, Shady lose, Shady
sits on the shelf, but Shady's cute, Shady knew, Shady's dimple's would help, make ladies swoon
baby, {ooh baby}, look at my sales, let's do the math, if I was black, I would've sold half, I
ain't have to graduate from Lincoln high school to know that, but I could rap, so fuck school,
i'm too cool to go back, gimme the mic, show me where the fuckin' studio's at, when I was
underground, no one gave a fuck I was white, no labels wanted to sign me, almost gave up, I was
like, fuck it, until I met Dre, the only one to look past, gave me a chance, and I lit a fire up
under his ass, helped him get back to the top, every fan black that I got, was probably his in
exchange for every white fan that he's got, like damn, we just swapped, sittin' back lookin' at
shit, wow, i'm like my skin is it starting to work to my benefit now, it's...

[CHORUS]
White America, I could be one of your kids, white America, little Eric looks just like this,
white America, Erica loves my shit, I go to TRL, look how many hugs I get, white America, I
could be one of your kids, white America, little Eric looks just like this, white America, Erica
loves my shit, I go to TRL, look how many hugs I get...

Verse 3
See the problem is, I speak to suburban kids, who otherwise would of never knew these words
exist, whose mom's probably would of never gave two squirts of piss, 'till I created so much
motherfuckin' turbulence, straight out the tube, right into your living room I came, and kids
flipped when they knew I was produced by Dre, that's all it took, and they were instantly hooked
right in, and they connected with me too because I looked like them, that's why they put my
lyric's up under this microscope, searchin' with a fine tooth comb, its like this rope, waitin'
to choke, tightening around my throat, watching me while I write this, like I don't like this,
nope, all I hear is, lyrics, lyrics, constant controversy, sponsors working 'round the clock, to
try to stop my concerts early, surely hip-hop was never a problem in Harlem, only in Boston,
after it bothered the fathers of daughters starting to blossom, so now i'm catchin' the flack
from these activists when they raggin', actin' like i'm the first rapper to smack a bitch, or
say faggot, shit, just look at me like i'm your closest pal, the posterchild, the motherfuckin'
spokesman now for...

[CHORUS]
White America, I could be one of your kids, white America, little Eric looks just like this,
white America, Erica loves my shit, I go to TRL, look how many hugs I get, white America, I
could be one of your kids, white America, little Eric looks just like this, white America, Erica
loves my shit, I go to TRL, look how many hugs I get...

Verse 4
So to the parents of America, I am the derringer aimed at little Erica, to attack her
character, the ringleader of this circus of worthless pawns, sent to lead the march right up to
the steps of congress, and piss on the lawns of the White House, to burn the casket and replace
it with a parental advisory sticker, to spit liquor in the faces of in this democracy of
hypocrisy, fuck you Ms. Cheney, fuck you Tipper Gore, fuck you with the freest of speech this
divided states of embarassment will allow me to have, fuck you, [vocal melody],
he, hahaha, i'm just playin' America, you know I love you...

3. Business

by Eminem

[Dr. Dre] Marshall, sounds like an S.O.S.
[Eminem] Holy wack, unlyrical lyrics Andre, you're fuckin'right
[Dr. Dre] To the rapmobile, let's go!
[Lady] Marshall! Marshall!
[Eminem] Bitches and Gentleman, it's showtime!
Hurry, hurry step right up!
Introducing the star of our show, his name is...
[Lady] Marshall!
[Eminem] You wouldn't wanna be anywhere else in the world rightnow
So without further or do, I bring to you...
[Lady] Marshall!

[Eminem]
You're 'bout to witness hip hop in its most purest
most rawest form flow, almost flawless
most hardest, most honest, known artist
Chip off the old block but old Doc' is back
Looks like Batman brought his own Robin
Oh God, Saddam's got his own Laden
wit' his on private plane, his own pilot
Set to blow college dorm room doors off the hinges
Oranges, peach, pears, plums syringes {*Vrrm vrrm*}
Yeah here I come
I'm inches away from you, dear fear none
Hip hop is in a state of 911 so...

CHORUS 2x
Let's get down to business
I don't got no time to play around what is this
Must be a circus in town, let's shut the shit down on theseclowns
Can I get a witness?
[Dr. Dre] Hell yeah!

[Eminem]
Quick gotta move fast, gotta perform miracles
Gee willikers, Dre, holy bat syllables
Look at all the bullshit that goes on in Gotham when I'm gone
Time to get rid of these rap criminals
So skip to your lou while I do what I do best
You ain't even impressed no more, you're used to it
Flows too wet, nobody close to it
nobody says it but still everybody knows the shit
the most hated on out of all those who say they get hated on ineighty songs and exaggerate it all, so much
they make it all up, there's no such thing
like a female with good looks, who cooks and cleans
It just means so much more to so much more
People when you're rappin' and you know what for, the show mustgo on
So I'd like to welcome y'all to Marshall and Andre's carnival,come on! Now...

Chorus

[Eminem]
It's just like old times, the dynamic duo
Two old friends, why panic?
You already know who's fully capable, the two capped heroes
Dial straight down the center 8-0-0
You can even call collect, the most feared duet
Since me and Elton, played career Russian Roulette
And never even see me blink or get to bustin' a sweat
People stepping over people just to rush to the set
Just to get to see an MC who breathes so freely,
ease over these beats and be so breezy
Jesus how can shit be so easy?
How can one Chandra be so Levy?
Turn on these beats MC's don't see me
Believe me, BET and MTV
are gonna grieve when we leave, dawg fo' sheezy
Can't leave rap alone the game needs me
Till we grow beards, get weird, and disappear into themountains
Nothing but clowns down here
But we, ain't fucking around 'round here
Yo Dre!
[Dr. Dre] What up?
[Eminem] Can I get a hell?
[Dr. Dre] Hell yeah!

Chorus

[Eminem] So now you have it folks
[Lady] Marshall!
[Eminem] ... Has come to save the day
Back with his friend Andre
And to remind you that bullshit does not pay because...
[Lady] Marshall!
[Eminem] And Andre are here to stay and never go away
Until our dying day, until we're old and grey
[Lady] Marshall!
[Eminem] So until next time friends
Same blonde hair, same rap channel
Goodnight everyone, thank you for coming
Your host for the evening...
[Lady] Marshall!
[Eminem] Oh, hah

4. Cleaning Out My Closet

by Eminem

Cleaning out my closet

Wheres my snare?
I have no snare in my headphones
There you go,yo yo

Have you ever been hated or discriminated against?
I have, I've protested and demonstrated against
Picket signs for my wicked ryhmes Look at the times
Sick as the mind of the motha fuckin' kid thats behind
all this commotion Emotions run deep as ocean's explodin'
Tempers flaring from parents just blow 'em off and keep goin
Not takin' nothin' from no one,give 'em hell long as I'm breathin'
Keep kickin ass in the mornin and takin' names in the evening
Leav'em with a taste of sour as vinegar in their mouth
See they can trigger me but they never figure me out
Look at me now, I bet ya probably sick of me now
aint you mama I'ma make you look so ridiculous now

Course (2x)
I said I'm sorry mama
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to make you cry
But tonight I'm cleaning' out my closet

I got some skeletons in my closet and
I dont know if no one knows it
So before they throw me inside my coffin and close it
I'ma expose it, I'll take you back to '73
before I ever had a multi-platinum sellin' cd
I was a baby, maybe I was just a couple of months
My faggot father must have had his panties up in a bunch
Cos he split I wonder if he even kissed me goodbye
No, I dont on second thought, I just fuckin' wished he would die
I look at Hailie and I couldn't picture leavin' her side
Even if I hated Kim, I grit my teeth and
try to make it work with her at least for Hailies sake
I maybe made some mistakes but I'm only human
But I'm man enough to face them today!
What I did was stupid,no doubt it was dumb
but the smartest shit I did was take the bullets out of that gun
Cuz I'da killed them, shit I woulda shot Kim an' 'em both
This my life, I'd like to welcome ya'll to The Eminem Show

Course (2x)
I'm sorry mama
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to make you cry
But tonight I'm cleaning out my closet

Now I would never dis my own mama
just to get recognition
Take a second to listen who you think this record is dissin'
But put yourself in my position just try to invision
witnessin' yo mama poppin' perscription pills in da kitchen
Bitchin' that someones always goin'
through her purse and shit missin'
Goin' through public housing system, victem of Munchausen's sydrome
My whole life I was made to beleive I was sick when I wasn't
Til I grew up, now I blew up
It makes you sick to your stomach doesn't it?
Wasn't it the reason you made that CD for me, Ma?
So you could try to justify the way you treated me, Ma?
Well guess what your gettin' older now and
Its cold when your lonely and Nathan's growin up so quick
He's gonna know that your phoney
And Hailie's gettin' so big now, you should see her shes beautiful
But you'll never see her, she wont even be at your funeral!
See what hurts me the most is you won't admit you was wrong
Bitch, do ya song
Keep tellin' yourself that you was a mom
But how dare you try to take what you didnt help me to get
You selfish Bitch, I hope you fuckin' burn in hell for this shit
Remember when Ronnie died and you said you wished it was me?
Well guess what I am dead, dead to you as can be

Cousre (4x)
I'm sorry mama
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to make you cry
But tonight I'm cleaning out my closet

5. Square Dance

by Eminem

(Intro)
People!! It feels so good to be back. Ladies and Gentlemen,introducing the new and improved, you know who

Verse 1
Never been the type to bend or budge, the wrong button to push,no friend of Bush/I'm the centerpiece, you're a Maltese. I'm apitbull off his leash, all this peace talk can cease/All thesepeople I had to leave in limbo, I'm back now, I've come torelease this info/I'll be brief and let me just keep shit simple,can-a-bitch don't want no beef with Slim? Noooo!/Not even on myradar, so won't you please jump off my dick, lay off and stayoff/and follow me as I put these crayons to chaos from s®ance tos®ance, aw-a-aw-sh-a-aw

Chorus X2
C'mon now, let's all get on down, let's do-si-do now, we gon'have a good ol' time/Don't be scared, cus there ain't nothin' toworry 'bout, let your hair down, and square dance with me!

Verse 2
Let your hair down to the track, yeah kick on back. Boo! Theboogie monster of rap, yeah the man's back/with a plan to ambushthis Bush administration, mush the Senate's face in, push thisgeneration/of kids to stand and fight for the right to saysomething you might not like, this white hot light/that I'munder, no wonder I look so sunburnt, oh no I won't leave no stoneunturned/Oh no I won't leave, won't go nowhere, do-si-do, oh, yo,ho, hello there/oh yeah don't think I won't go there, go toBeirut and do a show there/yah you laugh till your muthafuckin'ass gets drafted, while you're at band camp thinkin' the crapcan't happen/till you fuck around, get an anthrax napkin, insidea package wrapped in saran wrap wrapping/open the plastic andthen you stand back gasping, fuckin' assassins hijackin' Amtrackscrashin'/all this terror America demands action, next thing youknow you've got Uncle Sam's ass askin'/to join the army or whatyou'll do for their Navy. You just a baby, gettin' recruited ateighteen/You're on a plane now, eatin' their food and their bakedbeans. I'm twenty-eight, they're gonna take you 'fore they takeme/Crazy insane or insane crazy? When I say Hussein, you sayShady/My views ain't changed, still inhumane, wait, arraigned twodays late, the date's today, hang me!

Chorus X2
C'mon now, let's all get on down, let's do-si-do now, we gon'have a good ol' time/Don't be scared, cus there ain't nothin' toworry 'bout, let your hair down, and square dance with me!

Verse 3
Nothin' moves me more than a groove that soothes me, nothin'soothes me more than a groove that boosts me/nothin' boosts memore, or suits me beautifully, there's nothin' you can do to me,stab me shoot me/psychotic, hypnotic product I got it theantibiotic, ain't nobody hotter and so on/and yada yada, god Italk a lotta hem de lay la la la, oochie walla um da dah da dahda but you gotta gotta/ keep movin', there's more music to make,keep makin' new shit, produce hits to break/the monotony, what'sgotten into me? Drugs, rock, and Hennessey, thug like I'm 'Pac onmy enemies/on your knees, got you under siege, somebody you wouldgive a lung to be/hun-ga-ry, like a fuckin' younger me, fuck thefee, I can get you jumped for free/yah buddy, laugh it's funny, Ihave the money to have you killed by somebody who has nothing/I'mpast bluffing, pass the K-Y, let's get ready for some intense,serious ass fucking!

Chorus X2
C'mon now, let's all get on down, let's do-si-do now, we gon'have a good ol' time/Don't be scared, cus there ain't nothin' toworry 'bout, let your hair down, and square dance with me!

Outro
Dr. Dre, wants to square dance with me / Nasty Nas, wants tosquare dance with me / X to the Z, wants to square dance with me/ Busta Rhymes, wants to square dance with me / Cana-bitch, won'tsquare dance with me / Fan-a-bitch, won't square dance with me /Canada-bis, don't want no parts of me / Dirty Dozen, wants tosquare dance with you / Yee-Haw!!!

6. The Kiss

by Eminem

(Eminem) I'm gonna kill this bitch. I'm gonna kill her. I'm goingto fuckin' jail, cus I'm gonna kill this bitch
(Gary) Hey man... I don't know
(Eminem) What?
(Gary) I got a really really bad feelin' about this
(Eminem) Man, will you shut the fuck up Gary. You've always got abad feeling man. That's her car right there. Just park
(Gary) I'm parking
(Eminem) Fuckin', turn the car off dog
(Gary) alright
(Eminem) Alright, we wait
(Gary) we wait for what?
(Eminem) We wait until she comes out. Man, I'm gonna fuckin' killher
(Gary) Man, you ain't gonna kill nobody
(Eminem) Shut the fuck up dog
(Gary) What the fuck did you bring that for?
(Eminem) Just shut up, fuck clip is empty
(Gary) Don't point that shit at me?
(Eminem) It's not even loaded bitch, look
(Gary) Dude! God I fuckin' hate when you do that shit
(Eminem) Ha ha, ya but its funny as fuck
(Gary) You're gonna fuck around and kill me one of these days...I swear
(Eminem) It gets you every time
(Eminem) is that her?
(Gary) Where?
(Eminem) Right there motherfucker
(Gary) Ya , Fuck
(Eminem) Alright, get up, get up
(Gary) Here we go again...
(Eminem) Get down!
(Gary) what the fuck do you want me to do get under the car
(Eminem) Yo, who's she walkin with
(Gary) How the fuck am I supposed to know? You told me to duckdown
(Eminem) It's the fuckin bouncer. Did she just kiss him?
(Gary) I don't think so...
(Eminem) Dog, she just fuckin kissed him
(Gary) No, she didn't
(Eminem) She's kissing him dog
(Gary) No she's not... Oh shit
(Eminem) C'mon, Motherfucker!

7. Soldier

by Eminem

I'm a soldier X4

Verse 1
Yo... Never was a thug, just infatuated with guns. Never was a gangsta, till I graduated to one, and got the rep. of a villain, for weapon concealin'. Took the image of a thug, kept shit appealin'. Willin' to stick out my neck, for respect if it meant life or death, never live to regret what I said. When you're me, people just want to see if its true, if its you, what you say in your rap's, what you do. So they feel, it´s part of your obligation to fulfill, when they see you on the streets, face to face, are you for real. In confrontation ain't no conversation, if you feel you're in violation, any hesitation'll get you killed. If you feel it, kill it, if you conceal it, reveal it. Being reasonable will leave you full of bullets, pull it, squeeze it. Till its empty, tempt me, push me, pussies. I need a good reason to give this trigger a good squeeze...

Chorus
I'm a soldier. These shoulders hold up so much, they won't budge, I'll never fall or fold up. I'm a soldier. Even if my collar bones crush or crumble, I will never slip or stumble. I'm a soldier. These shoulders hold up so much, they won't budge, I'll never fall or fold up. I'm a soldier. Even if my collar bones crush or crumble, I will never stumble

Verse 2
I love pissin' you off, it gets me off, like my lawyers, when the fuckin' judge lets me off. All you motherfuckas gotta do is set me off, I'll violate and all the motherfuckin' bets be off. I'm a lit fuse, anything I do, bitch, is news, pistol whippin' motherfuckin' bouncers, six-two, who needs bullets? Soon as I pull it, you sweat bullets, it´s an excellent method to get rid of the next bully. It's actually better cause instead of you murderin', you can hurt 'em and come back again and kick dirt at 'em. It's like pourin' salt in wound, assault and get sued, you can smell the lawsuits soon as I walk in the room. Everybody halts and stops, calls the cops, all you see is bitches comin' out their halter tops.Runnin' and duckin' out to the Hot Rocks parking lot, you'll all get shot whether its your fault or not, cuzz...

Chorus

Verse 3
I spit it slow so these kids know that I'm talkin' to 'em, give it back to these damn critics and sock it to 'em. I'm like a thug, with a little bit of Pac influence, I spit it, and look how I got you bitches rockin' to it. You motherfuckas could never do it likeI could do it, don't even try it, you'll look stupid, do not pursue it. Don't ever in your life, try to knock the truest, I spit the illest shit, ever been dropped to two inch. So tickit-tock, listen to the sound. Six on the clock, listen to the sound of Kim as she licks on a cock. Listen to the sound of me spillin' my heart through this pen, motherfuckers know that I'll never be Marshall again. Full of controversy until I retire my jersey, 'till the fire inside dies and expires at thirty. And Lord have mercy on any more of these rappers that verse me, and put a curse on authorities in the face of adversity. I'm a...

Chorus

Yo Left, Yo Left, Yo Left, Right, Left X4

8. Say Goodbye Hollywood

by Eminem

Say Goodbye Hollywood

Chorus (X2)
Sayin' goodbye, I'm sayin' good bye to Hollywood
Sayin' goodbye, I'm sayin' good bye to Hollywood
Sayin' goodbye, I'm sayin' good bye to Hollywood
Sayin' goodbye, I'm sayin' good bye to Hollywood

Verse 1
I thought I had it all figured out, I did, I thought I was toughenough to stick it out with Kim
but I wasn't tough enough, to juggle two things at once, I foundmyself layin' on my knees in cuffs
which should've been a reason enough, for me to get my stuff andjust leave. How come I couldn't see this shit myself?
it's just me, nobody couldn't see the shit I felt, knowin' damnwell she wasn't gonna be there when I fell
to catch me, the minute shit was heated, she just bailed, I'mstandin' here swingin' like thirty people by myself
I couldn't even see the millimeter when it fell, turned aroundsaw Gary stashin' the heater in his belt
saw the bouncers rush him and beat him to the ground, I just soldtwo million records, I don't need to go to jail
I'm not about to lose my freedom over no female, I need to slowdown, get my feet on solid ground/so for now I'm...

Chorus (X2)

Verse 2
I, bury my face in comic books, cus I don't want to look atnothin', this world's too much, I've swallowed all I could
If I could swallow a bottle of Tylenol I would, and end it forgood, just say goodbye to Hollywood
I probably should, these problems are piling all at once, cuseverything that bothers me, I got it bottled up
I think I'm bottomin' out, but I'm not about to give up, I gottaget up, thank God, I got a little girl
and I'm a responsible father, so not a lot of good, I'd be to mydaughter, layin' in the bottom of the mud
must be in my blood cus I don't know how I do it, all I know is Idon't want to follow in the footsteps
of my dad, cus I hate him so bad, the worst fear that I had wasgrowin' up to be like his fuckin' ass
man if you could understand why I am the way that I am, what do Isay to my fans/when I tell 'em (I'm)...

Chorus (X2)

Verse 3
I don't wanna quit, but shit, I feel like this is it, for me tohave this much appeal like this is sick
this is not a game, this fame, in real life this is sick,publicity stunt my ass, conceal my fuckin' dick
fuck the guns, I'm done, I'll never look at Gats, if I scrap,I'll scrap like I ain't never whupped some ass
I love my fans, but no one ever puts a grasp on the fact, I'vesacrificed everything I have
I never dreamt I'd get to the level that I'm at, this is wack,this is more than I ever coulda asked
everywhere I go, a hat, a sweater hood, or mask, what about math,how come I wasn't ever good at that?
It's like the boy in the bubble, who never could adapt, I'mtrapped, if I could go back, I never woulda rapped
I sold my soul to the devil, I'll never get it back, I just wannaleave this game with level head intact
Imagine goin' from bein' a no one to seein', everything blow upand all you did was just grow up mcing
It's fuckin' crazy, cus all I wanted was to give Hailie the lifeI never had, but instead I forced us to live alienated
so I'm sayin'...

Outro
Goodbye
Goodbye Hollywood (Goodbye)
Please don't cry for me (It's been real)
When I'm gone for good (This shit is not for me)
Goodbye
Goodbye Hollywood (I'm not a fuckin' star)
Please don't cry for me (No way)
When I'm gone for good (I'm goin' back home)

9. Drips Feat Obie Trice

by N/A

Prelude:
Obie...Yo...I'm sick...
Damn...you straight dog? Chorus:
That's why I ain't got no time
For these games and stupid tricks
Or these bitches on my dick
That's how dudes be getting sick
That's how dicks' be getting drips
Falling victims to this shit
From these bitches on our dicks
Fucking chickens with no ribs
That's why I aint got no time...Obie Trice:
Yo, I woke up, fucked up off the liquor I drunk
I had a bag of the skunk won in last nights Tunk
Pussy residue was on my penis,
Denise from the cleaners
Fucked me good,
you should've seen this big booty bitch,
switch unbearable, french role styling,
body like a stallion
Sizing up the figure, while my shit getting bigger
Debating on a fuck or do I wanna be a nigga
Caressing this bitch, plus I'm checking out them tits
Sippin' on that fine shit, I ain't use to buying
I gotta hit it from behind, it's mandatory
Like taking ho's money, but that's another story
For surely the pussy on toast, after we toast
Our clothes fell like Bishop in Juice
The womb beater, clean pussy eater, inserting my jock
In that spot hotter than the hottest block, don't stop!
The response I got when I was knocking it
Clock steading ticking, kinky finger lickin'
The can on, semen's at my tip when she moans
I gotta slow down before I cum soon
And work that nigga, like a slave owner
When I dropped off my outfit, she knew I wanted to bone her
She foaming at the lips, the ones between them hips
Pubic hair's looking like some sour cream dip
Without the nacho, my dick hit the spot though
Pussy tighter than conditions of us black folks
We in the final stretch, the last part of sex
I bust a fat ass nut - then I woke up next
Like, what the fuck is going on here?
This bitch evaporated, pussy and all,
just picked up and vacated
Now I'm frustrated cause my dick was unprotected
And doctor Wesley telling me I really got that shit
Fuck Chorus:Eminem:
Now I don't wanna hit no woman but this chicks got it coming
Someone better get this bitch before she gets kicked in the stomach
And she's pregnant, but she's eggin' me on, beggin' me to throw her
Off the steps of this porch, my only weapon is force
And I don't wanna resort to violence of any sort
But what's she shoving me for? Doesn't she love me no more?
Wasn't she hugging me four minutes ago at the door?
Man I'm this close to going toe to toe with this whore
What would you do if she was telling you she wants a divorce
She's having another baby in a month and it's yours
And you found it isn't cause this bitch has been visiting
Someone else and sucking his dick and kissing you on the lips
When you get back to Michigan, Now the plot has thickenin' worse
Cause you feel like you've been sticking your fucking dick in a hearse
So you paranoid at every little cold that you get
Ever since they sold you this shit, you've been holding your dick
So you goto the clinic, sweating every minute your in it
Then the doctor comes out looking like Dennis the Menace
And it's obvious to everyone in the lobby it's AIDS
He ain't even gotta to call in you his office to say it
So you jet back home, cause you gone get that ho
And when you see her, you're gonna bend her fucking neck back yo
Cause you love her, you never would expect that blow
Obie told you to scoop, how could she stoop that low?
Jesus, I don't believe this, bitch works at the Cleaner's
Bringin' me home diseases swingin' from Obie's penis
She's so deceivin', shit this ho's a genius
She g'd us Chorus:I'm busy!Fuck these bitches Fuck em allGet money Ha! Shady Records Obie TriceEminem, mothafuckaNew millenium shit...YeahTurn this shit offTurn this shit the fuck off

10. Without Me

by N/A

[Refrain 1]:
2 trailer park girls go round the outside
round the outside,round the outside (2x)

[Refrain 2]:
Guess whos back, back again
Shadys back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back...

[Verse 1]:
I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
see Marshall no morethey want Shady I'm chopped liver
well if you want Shady, thisis what I'll give ya
a little bit of me mixed with some hardliquor
some vodka that'll jumpstart my heart quicker then a
shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the Dr.when I'm not cooperating
when I'm rocking the table while he's operating
you waited this long now stop debating cuz I'm back, I'm on therag and ovulating
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husbands heart problem's complicating
So the FCC wont let me beor let me be me so let me see
they tried to shut me down on MTVbut it feels so empty without me
So come on and dip, bum on yourlips fuck that, cum on your lips and some on your tits and getready cuz this shit's about to get heavy
I just settled all mylawsuits Fuck YOU DEBBIE_!

Chorus X2
Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
cuzwe need a little controversy, cuz it feels so empty without me

Verse 2
Little hellions kids feeling rebellious
embarrassed, theirparents still listen to Elvis
they start feeling the prisonershelpless, 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells "bitch"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution, pollutin the air waves a rebel
so let me just revel an bask, inthe fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
and it's a disastersuch a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass you askfor me?
Well I'm back (batman sound) fix your bent antennae tuneit in and then I'm gonna/ enter in and up under your skin like asplinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in yourkids ears and nesting
Testing "Attention Please" feel thetension soon as someone mentions me
here's my 10 cents my 2cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

Chorus X2

Verse 3
A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with anybody who'stalking this shit that shit. Chris Kirkpatrick you can get yourass kicked
worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards, and Moby
you can get stomped by Obie, you 36 year old bald headedfag blow me
You don't know me, you're too old let go its over,nobody listens to techno
Now lets go, give me the signal I'll bethere with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope,suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into asymbol
But sometimes the shit just seems, everybody only wantsto discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting, but its just meI'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley, to do Black Music soselfishly and use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)
there's aconcept that works
20 million other white rappers emerge
but nomatter how many fish in the sea it'd be so empty without me

Chorus X2

(Hum dei dei la la Hum dei dei la la... la la la) X2 "Kids"

11. Paul Rosenberg

by Eminem

Em, it's Paul... Listen, Joel just called me and he said you'rein the fuckin back behind his studio, shooting your gun off inthe air like it's a shooting range. I told you not to fuckin'bring your gun around, like an idiot, outside of your home.You're gonna get yourself on trouble. Don't bring your gunoutside of your house you can't carry it on you. Leave yourfuckin gun at home.

12. Sing For The Moment

Verse 1
These ideas are nightmares for white parents, whose worst fear is a child with dyed hair and who likes earrings
Like whatever they say has no bearing, it's so scary in a house that allows no swearing
to see him walking around with his headphones blaring, alone in his own zone, cold and he don't care
He's a problem child, and what bothers him all comes out, when he talks about, his fuckin' dad walkin' out
cuz he just hates him so bad that he blocks him out. If he ever saw him again he'd probably knock him out
His thoughts are wacked, he's mad so he's talkin' back, talkin' black, brainwashed from rock and rap
He sags his pants, do-rags and a stocking cap, his step-father hit him, so he socked him back
and broke his nose, his house is a broken home. There's no control, he just let's his emotions go...

Chorus
C'mon! Sing with me (Sing!)
Sing for the year (Sing It)
Sing for the laughter
sing for the tear (C'mon!)
Sing it with me
Just for today
Maybe tomorrow
The good Lord will take you away...

Verse 2
Entertainment is changin', intertwinin' with gangstas, in the land of the killers, a sinner's mind is a sanctum
holy or unholy, only have one homie, only this gun, lonely cuz don't anyone know me
Yet everybody just feels like they can relate, I guess words are a mothafucka they can be great
or they can degrate, or even worse they can teach hate
It's like these kids hang on every single statement we make, like they worship us
plus all the stores ship us platinum, now how the Fuck did this metamorphosis happen?
From standin' on corners and porches just rappin'; to havin' a fortune, no more kissin' ass
But then these critics crucify you, journalists try to burn you, fans turn on you, attorneys all want a turn at you
To get they hands on every dime you have, they want you to lose your mind every time you mad
So they can try to make you out to look like a loose cannon. Any dispute won't hesitate to produce handguns
That's why these prosecutors wanna convict me, strictly just to get me off of these streets quickly
But all they kids be listenin' to me religiously, so I'm signin' CDs while police fingerprint me
They're for the judge's daughter but his grudge is against me. If I'm such a fuckin' menace, this shit doesn't make sense B
It's all political, if my music is literal, and I'm a criminal how the fuck can I raise a little girl?
I couldn't. I wouldn't be fit to. You're full of shit too, Guerrera, that was a fist that hit you!

Chorus

Verse 3
They say music can alter moods and talk to you, well can it load a gun up for you , and cock it too?
Well if it can, then the next time you assault a dude, just tell the judge it was my fault and I'll get sued
See what these kids do is hear about us totin' pistols and they want to get one cuz they think the shit's cool
not knowin' we really just protectin' ourselves, we entertainers, of course the shit's affectin' our sales, you ignoramus
But music is reflection of self, we just explain it, and then we get our checks in the mail. It's fucked up ain't it?
How we can come from practically nothing to being able to have any fuckin' thing that we wanted
That's why we sing for these kids, who don't have a thing except for a dream, and a fuckin' rap magazine
who post pin-up pictures on they walls all day long, idolize they favorite rappers and know all they songs
Or for anyone who's ever been through shit in their lives, till they sit and they cry at night wishin' they'd die
Till they throw on a rap record and they sit, and they vibe. We're nothin' to you but we're the fuckin' shit in they eyes
that's why we seize the moment try to freeze it and own it, squeeze it and hold it, cuz we consider these minutes golden
and maybe they'll admit it when we're gone. Just let our spirits live on, through our lyrics that you hear in our songs and we can...

Chorus (X2)

13. Superman

by Eminem

Intro
Oooooh
You high baby?
Yaaahhh
Yah?
Talk to me
You want me to tell you something?
Uh huh
I know what you want to hear

A Chorus
Cuz, I know you want me baby, I think I want you too, I think Ilove you baby, "I think I love you too"
I'm here to save you girl, come be in Shady's world, I want togrow together, let's let our love unfurl
you know you want me baby, you know I want you too, they call mesuperman, I'm here to rescue you
I want to save you girl, come be in Shady's world, "Ooooh boy youdrive me crazy," Bitch you make me hurl...

Verse 1
They call me superman, leap tall hoes in a single bound, I'msingle now, got no ring on this finger now
I'd never let another chick bring me down, in a relationship,save it bitch, babysit? You make me sick
Superman ain't savin' shit, girl you can jump on Shady's dick
straight from the hip, cut to the chase, I tell a muthafuckin'slut, to her face
play no games, say no names, ever since I broke up with what'sher face
I'm a different man, kiss my ass, kiss my lips, bitch why ask?Kiss my dick, get my cash? I'd rather have you whip my ass
Don't put out, I'll put you out. Won't get out, I'll push youout/ Puss blew out, poppin' shit, wouldn't piss on fire to putyou out
Am I too nice? Buy you ice? Bitch if you died, I wouldn't buy youlife
What you tryin' to be my new wife? What you Mariah? Fly throughtwice

Bridge
But I do know one thing though, bitches, they come they go.Saturday through Sunday, Monday, Monday through Sunday yo
Maybe I'll love you one day, maybe we'll someday grow, till thenjust sit your drunk ass on that fuckin' runway ho

B Chorus
Cus I can't be your Superman, can't be your Superman, can't beyour Superman, can't be your Superman
I can't be your Superman, can't be your Superman, can't be yourSuperman, your Superman, your Superman

Verse 2
Don't get me wrong, I love these hoes, it's no secret, everybodyknows
Yeah we fucked, bitch so what, that's about as far as your buddygoes
We'll be friends, I'll call you again, I'll chase you aroundevery bar you attend
Never know what kind of car I'll be in, we'll see how much you'llbe partying then
You don't want that, neither do I, I don't want to flip when Isee you with guys
too much pride, between you and I, not a jealous man, but femaleslie
But I guess that's just what sluts do, how could it ever be justus two?
I'd never love you enough to trust you, we just met and I justfucked you

Bridge

A Chorus/B Chorus

Verse 3
First thing you say, "I'm not fazed, I hang around big stars allday
I don't see what the big deal is anyways, you're just plain oldMarshall to me"
Oooh yah girl run that game, "Hailie Jade, I love that name, lovethat tatoo, what's that say? Rot in pieces? Uh, that's great"
First off you don't know Marshall, at all so grow partial, that'sammo for my arsenal, I'll slap you off that barstool
there goes another lawsuit, leave handprints all across you, goodLordy whoadie, you must be gone off that water bottle
you want what you can't have, ooh girl that's too damn bad, don'ttouch what you can't grab, end up with two backhands
put anthrax on a tampax, and slap you till you can't stand
girl you just blew your chance, don't mean to ruin your plans

A Chorus/B Chorus

B Chorus (X2)

14. Hailie's Song

by Eminem

[Intro - Spoken]
Yo, I can't sing it
I feel like singin'
I wanna fuckin' sing
Cuz I'm happy
Yeah, I'm happy
Ha Ha
I got my baby back
Yo, check it out

[Verse 1 - Sung]
Some days I sit, starin' out the window watchin' this world pass me by
Sometimes I think theres nothin' to live for .I almost break down and cry
Somtimes I think I'm crazy I'm crazy, oh so crazy Why am I here, am I just wasting my time?
But then I see my baby. Suddenly I'm not crazy, it all makes sense when I look into her eyes

[Chorus]
Somtimes it feels like the world's on my shoulders
Everyone's leanin' on me
Cuz sometimes it feels like the world's almost over
But then she comes back to me

[Verse 2 - Sung]
My baby girl [Hailie laughs] keeps gettin' older. I watch her grow up with pride
People make jokes, cuz they don't understand me.They just don't see my real side
I act like shit don't phase me, iunside it drives me crazy. My insecurities could eat me alive
But then I see my baby.Suddenly I'm not crazy. It all makes sense when I look into her eyes

[Chorus]

[Verse 3 - Rapped]
Man, if I could sing, I'd keep singing this song to my daughter
If I could hit the notes, I'd blow something as long as my father
To show her how I feel about her, how proud I am that I got her
God, I'm a daddy, I'm so glad that her mum didn't abort
Now you probly get this picture from my public persona
That I'm a pistol-packing drug-addict who bags on his momma,
But I wanna just take this time out to be perfectly honest
Cuz there's a lot of shit I keep bottled that hurts deep inside o' my soul,
And just know that I grow colder the older I grow
This boulder on my shoulder gets heavy and harder to hold
And this load is like the weight of the world
And I think my neck is breaking should I just give up,
Or try to live up to these expectations?
Now look, I love my daughter more than life in itself,
But I got a wife that's determined to make my life livin'hell
But I handle it well, given the circumstances I'm dealt
So many chances, man, it's too bad, coulda had someone else
But the years that I've wasted are nothing to the tears that I've tasted
So here's what I'm facin':
3 felonies, 6 years of probation
I've went to jail for this woman, I've been to bat for this woman
I've taken bats to peoples backs, bent over backwards for this woman
Man, I shoulda seen it comin', why'd I stick my penis up in?
Woulda ripped the pre-nup up if I'd seen what she was fuckin'
But fuck it, it's over, there's no more reason to cry no more
I got my baby, baby the only lady that I adore, Hailie
So sayonara, try tomorra, nice to know ya
My baby's travelled back to the arms of her rightful owner
And suddenly it seems that my shoulder blades have just shifted
It's like the greatest gift you can get
The weight has been lifted

[Chorus](Altered)
Now it don't feel like the world's on my shoulders
Everyone's leanin' on me
Cuz my baby know's that her daddy's a soldier
Nothin' can take her from me

[Conclusion - Spoken]
Woo!
I told you I can't sing.
Oh well, I tried
Hailie, 'member when I said
If you ever need anything, daddy will be right there?
Well guess what?
Daddy's here.
And I ain't goin'nowhere baby
I love you! (kiss)

15. Steve Berman (skit)

by Eminem

(Eminem) This muthafucka man...
(Berman) It's ridiculous! I can't believe it!! Hold on... Em...
(Eminem) What up?
(Berman) Have a seat…Dre, I'll call you back
(Eminem) What now???
(Berman) I don't even know where to start
(Eminem) Okay...
(Berman) I got the album from upstairs...
(Eminem) And...
(Berman) And this is BY FAR, THE MOST,...
(Gunshot)
Incredible thing... I've ever... heard...

16. When The Music Stops

by Eminem

When The Music Stops

Bizarre:
Music….Reality….Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference
But we as entertainers have a responsibility, to these kids…Psyche

Eminem:
If I, were to die, murdered in cold blood tommorrow, would youfeel sorrow, or show love, or would it matter?
Could never be the lead-off batter if there ain't shit for me tofeed off, I'm see-saw battlin'
but there's way too much at stake for me to be fake, there's toomuch on my plate, I done came way
too far in this game, to turn and walk away, and not say what Igot to say
what the fuck you take me for, a joke? You smokin' crack? 'Fore Ido that, I'd beg Mariah to take me back
I'll get up 'fore I get down, gun myself in the ground, 'fore Iput some wack shit out
I'm tryin' to smack this one out the park, five-thousand mark,y'all steady tryin' to drown a shark
ain't gon' do nothin' but piss me off, lid to the can of whipass, just twist me off
see me leap out, pull a piece out, fuck shootin', I'm just tryin'to knock his teeth out
fuck with me now bitch, let's see you freestyle, talk is cheap,motherfucker, if you really feelin' froggish, leap
yo Slim, you gon' let him get away with that? He tried to playyou, you can't let him skate with that
man I hate this crap, this ain't rap, this is crazy the way weact, when we confuse hip hop
with real life when the music stops

Swifty:
Ain't no getting' rid of McVeigh, if so you woulda tried, theonly way I'm leavin' this bitch is suicide
I have died clinically, arrived ride back at my enemies' cribwith Hennessey, got drunk then I finish him
I'm every nigga's favorite arch enemy, physically fitted to bethe most dangerous nigga with beef
I spark willingly, with a dillinger in the dark, dilligently, I'mnot what you think
I appear to be fucked up, mentally endangered, I can't stay awayfrom a razor, I just want my face in a paper
I wish a nigga had a grenade to squeeze tight to awake neighborsfor acres
I'll murder you, I gauge have me turn into a mad man, son of sambitch, I'm surgical
I'm allergic to dyin', you think not, you got balls? We can seehow large
when the music stops

Kon Artis:
I was happy havin' a deal at first, thought money would make mehappy, but it only made my pain worse
It hurts when you see your friends turn their back on you, dog,and you ain't got nuttin' left but your word and your balls
and you're stressed from the calls of your new friends, beggin'with their hands out, checkin' for your record when it'ssellin'
when it ain't that's the end, no laughs, no friends, no girls,just the gin you drink, till your car spin
you think DAMN! When you slam into the wall, and you fall out thecar and try to crawl with one arm
I'm bout to lose it all, in a pool of alcohol, if my funeral'stomorrow, wonder would they even call
when the music stops

Von:
Let's see how many of your men loyal, when I pull up lookin' foryou with a pistol, sippin' a can of penzoil
I'm revved up, who said what, when lead bust your head justexplode with red stuff, I'm handcuffed
tossed in the paddywagon, braggin' about how you shouted, like acoward, bullets devoured you, showered you niggas
If I was you niggas, I'd run while given a chance, understand, Ican enhance the spirit of man
Death itself, it can hurt me, just the thought of dyin' alonethat really irks me
you ain't worthy to speak thoughts of cheap talk, be smart andstop tryin' to walk how G's walk before we spark
hug the floor while we playin' tug-of-war with your life, fuck atour and a mike, I'd rather fuck a whore with a knife
deliver that shit that coroner's like, you hype, poppin' shit inbroad daylight, nigga you're a gonner at night
when the music stops

Proof:
Instigators, turn pits in cages, let loose and bit the neighbors,wrist to razors
y'all don't want war, y'all want talk, in the dark, my dogs allbark like woof!
Proof nigga I'ma wolf, get your whole roof, caved in likereindeer hoofs
stomp the booth, shake, the floor tiles loose, the more y'allbreath, shit, the more lose moves
It's Hill Street, this is hardcore blues, put a gun to rap checkin all our dues
nigga, or make the news, betcha all move, when the uzi pop youbetter drop
when the music stop

Bizarre:
Music has changed my life in so many ways, brains confused beenfucked since the fifth grade
LL told me rock the bells, NWA said fuck the police, now I'm injail
'93 was strictly R&B, fucked haircut, listenin' to Jodeci
Michael Jackson who gonna tell me I ain't Mike? Ass cheekspainted white, fuckin' Priscilla tonight
Flyin' down Sunset smokin' crack, transvestite in the front,Eddie Murphy in the back
MOP had grimy and gritty, Marilyn Manson, I died my hair blue,and grew some titties
Ludacris told me to throw them bows, now I'm in the hospital witha broken nose and a fractured elbow
voices in my head I'm goin' in shock, I'm reachin' for the glock,but the music stops...

17. Say What You Say

by Eminem

SAY WHAT YOU SAY

---------------

Intro
(Dre) Oh, so I'm out the game, huh
(Eminem) Yo Dre, we ridin'?
(Dre) Whatever...
(Eminem) Well I'm wit ya homie
(Dre) Okay, well let's handle the small shit

Verse 1
(Eminem) I was born to brew up storms, stir up shit, kick updust, cuss till I slur up spit/grew up too quick, went throughtoo much, knew too much shit, corrupt, and I'ma pour it on likesyrup, bitch/thick 'n rich, sick and twisted, Mr. Buttersworth,Dre told me to milk this shit for what it's worth/till the cowjust tilts and tips and stumbles to earth, and if I fumble averse, keep going, first take/I make mistakes just keep it, nopunches pull, no punches, that's weak shit/fake shit, if I evertake shit I'll eat shit, wasn't for him, wouldn't be shit

(Dre) Creep with me as we take a little trip down memory lane,been here longer than anyone in the game/and I ain't got to lieabout my age, "But what about Jermaine?" Fuck Jermaine, he don'tbelong speakin' mine or Timbaland's name/and don't think I don'tread your lil' interviews and see what you're sayin', I'm agiant, and I ain't gotta move/till I'm provoked, when I see you,I'ma step on you and not even know it/you midget, mini-me with abunch of mini-yous, runnin' round your backyard swimmin'pools/over eighty million records sold, and I ain't have to do itwith ten or eleven year olds

Chorus X2
Cus what you say is what you say, say what you say how you say itwhenever you sayin' it/just remember how you said it when you wassprayin' it, so who you playin' wit, huh?

Verse 2
(Eminem) Second verse, it gets worse, it gets no better thanthis, amatuers drink veteran piss/from a dixie cup, if you evermix me up or confuse me with a Cannabis or Dre with a Dupri/we'llrub it in, every club you're in, we'll have you black balled andmake sure you never rap-a-fuckin'-gain/Dre ain't havin' it aslong as I'm here to play devil's advocate

(Dre) If there was some magic shit I could wave over theindustry, that could save it when I'm gone and buried/to makesure the tradition carries on, I would

(Eminem) If I could only use this power for good, I wouldn't, noteven if I could

(Dre) From the hood, and I'm a hornet, and I'ma only sting when Icornered

(Eminem) And I'ma only sucker punch and swing without warning/andswing to knock somebody's fuckin' head off, cus I know if theyget up, I won't get a chance to let off/another punch, I'm punkrock, no one's punk, don't give a fuck, White-Pac, so muchspunk/when I was little I knew I would blow up and sell a mill,or grow up to be Atilla, go nuts and be a killer

(Dre) And I'm, somethin' of a phenom, one puff of the chron, I'munstoppable, I'm alive and on top again/there's no obstacle thatI can't conquer so come along wit us·.Cmon

Chorus X2

Verse 3
(Dre) Now anybody who knows Dre, knows I'm about fast cars andAlize, partyin' all day/but I handled my business, cus it' workbefore play, don't look for trouble, but I'll serve yougourmet/however you want it, you can have it your way, you fuckmy night up, I'ma fuck up your day/bullet with your name, sendin'it your way, that goes for anyone who walks through thatdoorway/cus this is my space, you invade it, live to regret it,and you'll die tryin' to violate it/fuck around, get annihilated,eyes dialated

(Eminem) Like my old lady?/Cus what you say is what you say,sometimes what you mean is two different things, depending onyour mood if it swings/think too many things, little hit of Dre'sweed, I can do anything, catch a contact and I'm gone/ and I'mback, I speed write and my loose-leaf's my launch pad

(Dre) And I can pull any string, don't have to proveanything/catch a contract on your head, you headed west, talkshit about Dre, you better get a vest/and invest in something toprotect your head and neck

(Eminem) And it's back and forth, all day like Red and Meth, Ijoke when I say I'm the best, in the booth, but a lot of truth issaid in jest/and if I ever do live to be a legend I'ma die asudden death/five mics in the Source, ain't holdin' my fuckin'breath, but I'll suffocate for the respect 'fore I breathe/ tocollect a fuckin' check

Chorus X2

Outro
(Dre) Watch your fuckin' mouth
(Timbaland) Yo this Timbaland. Tell'em I said suck·my dick

18. Till Hell Freezes Over

by N/A

Yo yo yo yo yo (this is)
This is my motherfucking anthem (hip hop)
To hip hop music (anthem)
Cause I'm gonna keep doing hip hop music
until the day that I die (aight bitch)

Yo I'm into voodoo, tarot cards and ugji boards
Lighting candles camping out at haunted beach resorts
I write the dark shit, and rap about perverted violence
Ghost stories of people murdered on deserted islands
Dressed in jean shorts, high tops and tube socks
Holding a rifle, with a life full of drama like Tupac's
Jumping off roof tops drunk after i do shots
Landing in someone's backyard getting chewed up by two rotts
I got a new watch and two rings with huge rocks
This rap shit got cash coming out the blue like nude cops
I use to sell pizza's, now i got twelve visa's
So tell jesus I'm gonna quit sending when hell freezes

[chorus]
That's why my brain is out of order
That's probley why my nights are getting colder and my day seemsshorter
But as the world turns and I keep growing older
I be living this hip hop till hell freezes over
Bitch till hell freezes over
I be living this hip hop till hell freezes over
And as the world turns and i keep growing older
I be living this hip hop till hell freezes...over

Yo I use to be to heavy in that cruising rap shit crap
I think i fucked my head up listing to acid rap
I go to party's bumping nasty nas's new song
And smoke pot till I get high and i stare at shit for too long
Like this weed is laced aint, it taste tainted
Your whole place fainted, I woke up with my face painted
Spaced out like sci-fi t.v
Fuck ICP buy my cd
cause while I'm screaming while I'm handing out promo tapes of mydebut
telling bitches let me eat your pussy while I shave you
Aint no shame in my game I turn the party out
Making everybody shout for the rapper with potty mouth

[chorus]
That's why my brain is out of order
That's probley why my nights are getting colder and my day seemsshorter
But as the world turns and i keep growing older
I be living this hip hop till hell freezes over
Bitch till hell freezes over
I be living this hip hop till hell freezes over
And as the world turns and i keep growing older
I be living this hip hop till hell freezes...over

Uh, uh uh uh uh
Ah ah ah ah
Uh uh uh uh
Ah ah ah ah
Uh uh uh uh(Dr.dre)
Ah ah ah ah(Slim shady) (Outsiders)

19. My Dad´s Gone Crazy

by Eminem

Hailie: Daddy what are you doing?

Eminem and Hailie: Okay then! Everybody listen up!

Eminem: I'm goin' to hell! Who's comin' with me???!?

Hailie: Somebody please help him! I think my dad's gonecrazy...

Verse 1
There'spãoI gotta do to getthrough to you, to show you there ain't nothin' I can't take thischainsaw to?/Fuckin' brains, brawn and brass balls, I cut'em off,and got'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar inside of a hall/with my framed autographed sunglasses with Elton John's name onmy GLAAD wall, I'm out the closet, I've been lyin' my ass off/Allthis time me and Dre been fuckin' with hats off (Suck it,Marshall). So tell Laura and her husband to back off/ before Ipush this muthafuckin' button and blast off and launch one atthese Russians and that's all/blow every fuckin' thing exceptAfghanistan on the map off. When will it stop? When will I knockthe crap off?/Hailie, tell 'em baby,( My Dad's Lost It!!)

Chorus
There's really nothin' else to say, I... I can't explain it/Ithink my dad's gone crazy / A little help from Hailie Jade, won'tyou tell 'em baby/I think my dad's gone crazy / There's nothin'you could do or say that could ever change me/I think my dad'sgone crazy/There's no one on earth that can save me, not evenHailie/I think my dad's gone crazy

Verse 2
It's like my mother always told me, rana rana rana rana rana ranarana rana rana rana and codeine and/ goddammit you littlemuthafucker if you ain't got nuthin' nice to say then don't saynuthin'/·..uh, fuck that shit bitch eat a muthafuckin' dick, chewon a prick and lick/a million muthafuckin' cocks per second, I'drather put out a muthafuckin' gospel record/I'd rather be a pussywhipped bitch, eat puskhgcoifyujhtofa clit ring in my nose then quit bringin' my flows/ quitgivin' me my ammo. Can't you see why I'm so mean? If y'all leaveme alone this wouldn't be my M.O./I wouldn't have to go, eenee,meenee, meini, mo, catch a homo by his toe, man I don't know nomore/am I the only fuckin' one who's normal any more?/Dad...

Chorus
There's really nothin' else to say, I... I can't explain it/Ithink my dad's gone crazy / A little help from Hailie Jade, won'tyou tell 'em baby/I think my dad's gone crazy / There's nothin'you could do or say that could ever change me/I think my dad'sgone crazy/There's no one on earth that can save me, not evenHailie/I think my dad's gone crazy

Verse 3
My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise at the same time,can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme/see what you'reseein' is a genius at work, which to me isn't work, so it's easyto misinterpret it at first/cus when I speak, it'stongue-in-cheek, I'd yank my fuckin' teeth before I'd ever bitemy tongue/I'd slice my gums, get struck by fuckin' lightningtwice at once and die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son/and walkaround the rest of my life spit on, and kicked and hit with shiteverytime I sung/like R. Kelly as soon as "Bump and Grind" comeson. More pain inside of my brain than the eyes of a little girl/inside of a plane aimed at the World Trade, standin' on Ronnie'sgrave, screamin' at the sky, till clouds gather, it's ClydeMathers and Bonnie Jade/and that's pretty much the gist of it,the parents are pissed but the kids love it. 9 millimeter heaterstashed in 2 seaters with meat cleavers/I don't blame you, Iwouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither...


Chorus
There's really nothin' else to say, I... I can't explain it/Ithink my dad's gone crazy / A little help from Hailie Jade, won'tyou tell 'em baby esse cara escreveu tudo junto ele é um burro da desgraça!!!!
Ha Ha Ha
You're Funny Daddy!

20. Curtains Up

by N/A

Still on?
Yo, is the mic on?
Check, check, check
Alright, let's do it
Let's go, come on
(Eminem, Eminem, Eminem)